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(313): View more from Michigan

I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair

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(281): View more from Texas

i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

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(713): View more from Texas

I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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(613): View more from Ontario

so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..

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(954): View more from Florida

We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.

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(907): View more from Alaska

We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool

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(303): View more from Colorado

Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead

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