No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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