Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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