We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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