I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
