I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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