We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
