Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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