So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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