I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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