garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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