you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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