like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My vagina is very pro this idea
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