Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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