Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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