so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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