What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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