she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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