I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
