Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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