turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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