this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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