Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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