Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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