Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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