Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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