I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my shit smells like andre
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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