girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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