my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Imagine that, breasts intended to feed infants and not Western male sexual fodder contained milk!
who the fuck names their kid judo
dude i will stop sexualizing breasts to see topless women in public.
Just think about it... if men never sexualized breasts we could walk around topless like they do and not have these stupid debates about breastfeeding babies in public.
I too am saddened by our Western preoccupation with breasts. I wish we could be more like our southern friends and spend more quality time crafting penis sheaths.
I hope she remembered to burp him.
2:24, sorry you're a virgin.
HOW IS THIS NOT A GOOD NIGHT SERIOUSLY GUYS WE NEED WORDS
I have one that tops this.... i was messing around with this guy when i was still breast feeding and he hit his head on the window and mothers instinct took over and my milk just started flowing out all on its own... for him the night ended with a concussion and covered in breast milk haha
How did make it in? It's not funny shocking or surprising in any way. It's not even cleverly written. Waste!
"Imagine that, breasts intended to feed infants and not Western male sexual fodder contained milk!"
it was hot when she was giving me a bj and the milk just started dripping out of her tits...sooo fucking sweet! didn't last long after that!
milk, straight from the tap.
Oh wow youre such a genius!!!
I agree with 11:52...
2:24 you are a disgusting pig, grow the fuck up.
3:54 u are the stupidest person here. Shit up
There was was a man from buffalo cheese on my burger king Ralph was a stupid movie popcorn is so much better than microwave.
i second 1:04. and i wish this would happen to me
no, 9:32, you shit up. moron.
hell yeah. thats hot
Oh, TFLN women, I love you.
I wouldve have used her milk as lube and fucked her in the ass!
I crapped in God's mouth.
It doesn't taste like milk
12:13 #2 madd funny. I hope she remembered to burp hum lmao
Reading this text made me lose IQ points.
If you've never been with a lactating lady, you're missing out. Milky tit wank with milk as lube. Awesome.
I had a guy who loved it- I was one of those strange cases who was lactating a year after I had the baby. We don't control this, people- it isn't a personal affront. It is, like the rest of ours ( and your) to give or keep. Nevertheless it's fucking funny if you're not ready for it!
The Middle East does not respect women's bodies the same way as Western culture, 12:59. If my hair or wrists are enough to cause moral weakness in men, they should wear burkas and only look at me through a tiny mesh screen instead. Men need to control their own impulses, not women.
That is another example of why Islamic Law is fucktarded
Some guys like that.
what are you talking about? tits have one purpose. to make guys happy and to serve them in every way. bouncing or titty fucking or resting a beer on. just like women they are made to please men. breast feeding is a way of making men be happy by feeding his young and making his young grow big and strong. once he gets older she can switch to making sandwiches. hahahaha
2:24 is a woman, I know it
12:16 Go back to Iran if you don't like it. . . . Lactating whore FTW!!!!
1:05 What did that have to do with anything I said, JW??? I love me some breast milk!!
Ewwwwwww girls are sick
women's breasts, like their uteri are public property, subject to the laws of men.
this is probably funnier than it should be because of the "lmao" at the end