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  • Imagine that, breasts intended to feed infants and not Western male sexual fodder contained milk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:16pm
  • who the fuck names their kid judo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:54pm
  • dude i will stop sexualizing breasts to see topless women in public.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Just think about it... if men never sexualized breasts we could walk around topless like they do and not have these stupid debates about breastfeeding babies in public.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:45pm
  • I hope she remembered to burp him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I too am saddened by our Western preoccupation with breasts. I wish we could be more like our southern friends and spend more quality time crafting penis sheaths.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:19pm
  • I have one that tops this.... i was messing around with this guy when i was still breast feeding and he hit his head on the window and mothers instinct took over and my milk just started flowing out all on its own... for him the night ended with a concussion and covered in breast milk haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 2:24, sorry you're a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:52am
  • HOW IS THIS NOT A GOOD NIGHT SERIOUSLY GUYS WE NEED WORDS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:37pm
  • "Imagine that, breasts intended to feed infants and not Western male sexual fodder contained milk!" Love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:46pm
  • milk, straight from the tap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:14pm
  • How did make it in? It's not funny shocking or surprising in any way. It's not even cleverly written. Waste!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:27pm
  • it was hot when she was giving me a bj and the milk just started dripping out of her tits...sooo fucking sweet! didn't last long after that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Oh wow youre such a genius!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:38pm
  • There was was a man from buffalo cheese on my burger king Ralph was a stupid movie popcorn is so much better than microwave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:38pm
  • 3:54 u are the stupidest person here. Shit up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:32pm
  • I agree with 11:52... 2:24 you are a disgusting pig, grow the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:07am
  • no, 9:32, you shit up. moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:57pm
  • hell yeah. thats hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:57am
  • i second 1:04. and i wish this would happen to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:35pm
  • I wouldve have used her milk as lube and fucked her in the ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Oh, TFLN women, I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I crapped in God's mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:18pm
  • It doesn't taste like milk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Reading this text made me lose IQ points.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:13pm
  • I had a guy who loved it- I was one of those strange cases who was lactating a year after I had the baby. We don't control this, people- it isn't a personal affront. It is, like the rest of ours ( and your) to give or keep. Nevertheless it's fucking funny if you're not ready for it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:17pm
  • If you've never been with a lactating lady, you're missing out. Milky tit wank with milk as lube. Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:28pm
  • 12:13 #2 madd funny. I hope she remembered to burp hum lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:42pm
  • The Middle East does not respect women's bodies the same way as Western culture, 12:59. If my hair or wrists are enough to cause moral weakness in men, they should wear burkas and only look at me through a tiny mesh screen instead. Men need to control their own impulses, not women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:05pm
    • That is another example of why Islamic Law is fucktarded

      Submitted by buck06 on Dec 7, 11 at 7:37pm
  • 2:24 is a woman, I know it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:19pm
  • Some guys like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:45pm
  • this is probably funnier than it should be because of the "lmao" at the end

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:11am
  • Ewwwwwww girls are sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:36pm
  • 12:16 Go back to Iran if you don't like it. . . . Lactating whore FTW!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:59pm
  • what are you talking about? tits have one purpose. to make guys happy and to serve them in every way. bouncing or titty fucking or resting a beer on. just like women they are made to please men. breast feeding is a way of making men be happy by feeding his young and making his young grow big and strong. once he gets older she can switch to making sandwiches. hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:24am
  • 1:05 What did that have to do with anything I said, JW??? I love me some breast milk!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:06pm
  • women's breasts, like their uteri are public property, subject to the laws of men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:49pm