I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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