Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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