he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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