i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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