Non-Jews are for practice
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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