No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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