My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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