Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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