I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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