my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm lost and stupid without you.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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