Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
