cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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