i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
