At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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