Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
