Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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