She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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