Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.