Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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