Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.