you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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