Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Two words: nipple clamps
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