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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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