Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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