Banned from zoo.
Again?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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