Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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